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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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