where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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