I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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