she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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