he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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