You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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