I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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