I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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