the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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