Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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