I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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