dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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