it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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