YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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