i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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