You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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