Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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