when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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