Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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