Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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