next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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