was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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