I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You're a waste of cheezeits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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