just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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