is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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