She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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