Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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