did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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