I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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