What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No subtext here. People are naked.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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