after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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