Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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