Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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