who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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