I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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