We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Someone shit on the floor
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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