super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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