He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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