the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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