Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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