I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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