My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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