im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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