So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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