This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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