if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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