I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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