i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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