that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
