Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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