You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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