So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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