bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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