K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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