spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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