Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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