lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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