Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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