The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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