the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
